Trying to find the words to express how terrible, but how fun it was to cycle

from Toronto to Montreal. A total of 560 km, it took 2 days (vs. 4 days last year), 280 km per day. I still can’t believe I spent 12 hours of cycling on this tiny saddle, my booty wasn’t too happy about that. Cool story bro, but what’s next!? Do it in 1 day? Nahh, I don’t want to cycle anymore, I’m selling my bike by the way - jk, to be continued… (last image is day 2, watch died on the first day)